basedheisenberg:

After an argument over phone numbers on bathroom stalls, Mac and Dennis call a number offering a “good time”, only to meet a gentlemen they soon suspect of being part of ISIS, and Mac convinces Dennis they should “infiltrate” the man’s social circle to “take them down”, to…

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

deathoftheobject:

spookyreptile:

what do you call a parrot who does calculus?

much smarter than me

Science fiction doesn’t predict the future. It offers a significant distortion of the present.
Samuel R. Delany, in John Akomfrah’s “The Last Angel of History”. (via lifefiction)
State-imposed order is “artificial” and destructive of the harmony provided by following the natural order.
Murray N. Rothbard (via nongovernmentalorganism)